Doing the ‘Denim Dance’

Regardless of your size, everyone has done the Denim Dance at some point in their life.

OK ladies, (and some gentlemen) I don’t care if you are a size 4 or a size 44. At some point in your life you have done the denim dance.

Here are the steps:

1. Pull jeans out of the dryer
2. Put both feet in, hop three times to get them all the way up.
3. Wince and stick your tongue out the side of your mouth while trying to zip/button. Nope, that’s not going to work.
4. Lay down on bed, hold your breath, suck in your stomach, and fasten your jeans.
5. Squat/lunge your way around your bedroom until they stretch out to the point where you can walk like a normal human.

We’ve all done it.

A couple months ago I wore that pair of jeans, they were uncomfortable for most of the day.

“When did they get to be this tight?” I though to myself.

Today I wore those jeans again. Not only was the Denim Dance not required to get them on, I had to keep hiking them up all day… that’s my new denim dance.

Moving forward.

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